on the 12th day of christmas....

The Twelve Days of Christmas
for bigbadbruce:
Day #Who?What they got you
1stcopper_blueA key to the playboy mansion
2ndtimbo1138an inverse restraining order, requiring you to be 'coupled' at all times
3rdbillywig2The Marquis de Sade's sex drive
4thcrackerscatcrotchless panties
5thameliatrisa big, sloppy kiss
6thcrackerscata keg of lube
7th_audreyan experimental vibrator
8thbillywig2A blog for all of your sexual writings
9thhair_magicA blog for all of your sexual writings
10thdragon_sparky69a keg of lube
12thbillywig2an invitation to the first ever zero-gravity space orgy
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My Letter To The Big Fat Guy

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last week I didn't flush (-1 points). In September billywig2 and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Wednesday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole dragon_sparky69's purse (30 points). In August I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In July I saved a busload of nuns in Sale (326 points).

Overall, I've been nice (299 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!


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Woah It's another Update!

Okay, Thought I might right to this from my relaxing holiday at Pacific Palms in NSW!

I got my results today and here are the results:
Subject Assessment Mark
HBC110 Accounting For Success C 68
HBSH100 Behaviour And Communications In Organisations C 70
HIT1025 Introduction To Information Systems C 71
HIT1151 Software Development 1a HD 90
HIT2016 Database 1 D 79

So I have survived the first semester of uni :D

my holidays have been good but it's almost over :'(

and like me that's it. I'm bad at writing in these things but just as I'm bad at writing e-mails.

so I'm going. bye :P
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Mostly Harmless says:
well my day was weird
Toria says:
Mostly Harmless says:
got woken up by my sister coz she couldn't find her wallet when it was just sitting on the couch...
Toria says:
Sad aw damn
Mostly Harmless says:
then I got woken up again later at 11 (how did I sleep till then Confused) by a phone call that ended up being my sister asking me to bring in some medication to her
Mostly Harmless says:
before I left, I rummaged through my diary to find out that I have 5 weeks holidays after exams and then drove down the the train
Mostly Harmless says:
got into the city and found the place my sister was on work experience and gave her her meds and asked what was for lunch
Mostly Harmless says:
she was on her lunch break so we decided to have lunch together. so we had a chicken roll and a hot chocolate from some places she liked
Toria says:
ahhh nice to hear
Mostly Harmless says:
it was good but I had to leave her to catch my train at 1:15 so I could get to my class at 1:30
Mostly Harmless says:
got the train but it was running late and so when I got to uni I was in a hurry to get up there...
Toria says:
ahhhh, no Sad
Mostly Harmless says:
got to the room and open the door to find out it wasn't my class.. I said sorry and left. checked my palm pilot to find out my class started at 2 Embarrassed
Toria says:
Embarrassed oops
Mostly Harmless says:
that's mostly the extent to my day... other than normal uni boring stuff
Toria says:
LOL yeah, true enough. ah well, pretty up and down then, eh?
Mostly Harmless says:
Ohh and I'm seriously thinking on going to the BIT's Booze Cruize, and hoping I can take Sonia along, but it will be $35 each (if I can get her in at my price and at all) and I only have $120 at the moment! arg!
Toria says:
argh! annoying

Random Rant

Can this be true? am I updating again? no it is just your imagination :P

Why am I updating?

  1. Coz I can
  2. because I've been told to
  3. because I feel like ranting
  4. I need the HTML for bullets ;)
  5. There is no number 5

Uni has been good so far, but I would have preferred more holidays than the week over easter (What sort of a spell check doesn't know easter?)...

umm now that I have sat here to write, I can't think of anything, oh well, it'll be another short meaningless message.

bye again.


Life, The Universe and Everything.

Alright, So I haven't done a good job of keeping this thing up-to-date, but I don't really have a good connection at home! We have tho, signed up for ADSL, and should have it by sometime next week.

Anyway, First week of lectures went all right, got very board :) In about 45 min I will be attending my first Lab for the week, and that is Software Development (working with Java), should be fun. The most anoying thing about all this tho, is that I require textbooks and they come to over $300! and my Account only has $67 in it :S

On other news; Our car wouldn't turn on this morning. Had to get my brother to drive me into his work, then I cought the tram to Flinders Street then a Train back to uni, ended up 3 minutes late!

And what does all this have to do with "Life, the Universe and Everything"? Only the fact that I am nearly finished The HitchHicker's Guide to the Galaxy: So Long, and Thanks for all the Fish!

Well seeing as my lecture is only half an hour away, and I want to grab a sunday ;) I will need to be leaving this here.

And so I leave you once again;
Chris, Bruce, Me!
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